Monday, February 16, 1998

When I was at Minnesota, I used to like David Letterman. I like him a lot less now. I don't know what changed. It's just become another thing that's overdone, predictable. I've been watching his show since I was in high school, and I think I'm just worn out.

I feel better today, but stayed home from work anyway. I did go out to the store down the street and get some very overpriced no-name tissues after nearly grinding the end of my nose off with the roll of paper towels. They're good for cleaning up spills but not much good as facial-care or sickroom supplies.

I got a tremendous headache today from caffeine withdrawal and coughing. It felt like my eyes would fly out of my head. Fargo ran out of the room several times, uncertain if I'd explode. I think, though, that if my eyeballs actually left their sockets, he'd be delighted and would play with them until they got lost under the dresser.

Someone on the internet has put up an "I hate CBS" page because the Olympic broadcasts are so bad. They talk sooooo much! Please, CBS, if anyone reads this, please tell the announcers to just shut up and show the games!

Or I'll mail you eyeballs covered with cat hair!